1. “Umm… well, can my friends watch too?” “No, i sing for you only.” “Uh.. okay, i guess. I’ll grab a seat.” “No seat. Stand only. And you must stare into my eyes whole time.”

  2. I get a feeling that if I lived in the US I’d make a fortune out of people like these. Want me to hear you sing for $15/hr? Bring it Want a diagnosis for $25? I can do it You pay for something you can’t chop? Here’s my soul, now gieb monyz

  3. Buff men VS weak men?? I think my.moneynis on the weak men.. I meani never seen a body builder identifying bugs or baking a cake…. and im not even sure a buff man can shoot a bow

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